2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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