i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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