what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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