question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
Is Oprah even human
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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