ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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