I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
either way he was missing a nipple.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
Dignity is for republicans.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Hey Im running from the cops. hiding in a bush. when you're approaching the intersection honk the horn twice and I will come out.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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