absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Just saw an old lady vomit in a trash can at the airport. I instinctively called her a pussy. College has ruined us.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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