In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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