Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
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