She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
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