I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Randomize