Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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