Don't you send me to vm
I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Fucking finally I'm about to die from sobriety over here
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Never underestimate the power of titties
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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