i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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