third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
My vagina just clenched in fear
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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