she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
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