D3 body, D1 cock
garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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