I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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