Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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