Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
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