Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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