Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
where are my eyebrows?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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