The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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