then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
We're in ER. He's high on morphine and I'm drunk. Gonna score some bed pans for jello shots.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
Sitting on the curb by new england comics with a weeping drunk girl who's eating french fries saying she'll never be as successful as her sister the hand model. She's scaring the nerds.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Randomize
