IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
He had one of those small greek statue penises
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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