did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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