But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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