i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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