just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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