How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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