he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Those nachos came to me in a dream
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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