Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
only you would photoshop your dick
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I swear god is testing me by giving me awesome guys with tiny penises
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
apparently putting your t-shirt on your head with a bottle of captain and telling girls your the pirate king of tallahassee doesn't work
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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