i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
I don't deserve a penis
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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