you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
Randomize
