Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Sorry I threw up all over your Lyft.
It's ok I woke up next to a dumpster.
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