her voice is like 435,765 daggers being simultaneously twisted into my eardrum
i'd rather just be hit by a car than answer her phone calls
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I was relieved after I found the unopened condom in my pocket. Then I found the open one in the other pocket..
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
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