we're blogging at a bar
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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