Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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