I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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