i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Long story short, the rash from your last birthday party told me not to go to this one.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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