Erica just called me. She woke up in a storage closet in Mike's building with one shoe and no bag. Can you check your photos from last night to see if she had it at the bar?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
soo... how was my night?
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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