ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
The exact people you expect to find at a bar at 2pm are here. Come visit. We'd really like the company.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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