her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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