I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
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