I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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