She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
when i say i joined a midget dating site why do u assume i was drunk
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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