i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I woke up to find his roommate face down on the couch with no pants on, with a sticky note that said "was lost but now am found"
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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