Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
You kept whispering to me that the guy making your burrito was an angel.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I am available for nakedness
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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