But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
Blood and glitter go together right?
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
We should probably feel disgusted that we took turns eating and drunkenly passing around a burrito the size of a small dog but i’m ok with it.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
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