sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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