wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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