So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
only if we run a train.
done.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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