I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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