Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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