Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
Randomize