fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
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