great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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