these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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