No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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