Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
wrigley field is MILF paradise
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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