Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
Randomize
